The Purple Book is Almost Here!
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Jumpin' Jim Beloff is offering 100 numbered and signed copies of the next
in the *Daily Ukulele* songbook series: *Another Year*.
*The Daily Ukulele* serie...
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~*You are on my blog list! ;)~* Sooo here it goes.. What did one nut say to the other nut???... "Dont talk to the guy in the middle..he's a weener!"~ Ok I know..totally inappropriate..but I cant help but laugh. :)Rachel~*
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ReplyDeleteWhy is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
ReplyDeleteThe only joke I know by heart.
Soo wonderful! Congrats! I will add it to my sidebar! I am not good at jokes! lol, so I need to think of one and get back to ya! lol..
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Two men are walking their dogs, a poodle and a german shepard. They decide they'd like to go into a bar for a drink. "But we can't bring out dogs into that bar," says the poodle's human. "Hey, no problem," says the german shepard's owner. "Just watch this." He pulls out a pair of sunglasses and walks into the bar. "Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender. "But this is a seeing eye dog," says the german shepard's human. The bartender apologizes and shows them to a chair. So, the poodle owner decides to follow suit, whips out his sunglasses, and walks into the bar. "Hey, no dogs!" yells the bartender. "But this is a seeing eye dog," says the poodle's human. The bartender objects, "Hey, poodles can't be seeing eye dogs!" The poodle owner gasps, "Poodle? They told me they were giving me a german shepard!"
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Funny Joke, Lizanne. Thanks for participating. I will announce the winner this coming Monday. Have a great rest of the weekend!
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Hi Leslie...I don't have a blog :( but I'm a follower. Hope I can still enter. OK...here's my joke from the immortal Henny Youngman.
ReplyDeleteA man goes to the doctor for a check-up.
The doctor tells him: 'I have some bad news.You only have one week to live. The man says: 'Can I get a second opinion?'. The doctor says: 'You're ugly too'. Sue in Sarasota
Thanks sue, for becoming a follower. The more the merrier, I say. After you see so miuch fun stuff going on, here in blogland, you'll start one, I'm sure!
ReplyDeleteRachel, you were runner up. I can send you some old postcards as a consolation prize. Send me your email.
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